Wow. This would save me some serious money…

“Meet the Remington Shortcut ($30-$40). This curved cutting system follows the shape of your head better than traditional clippers and bi-directional back and forth cutting gives you up to 50% faster hair cuts. It features an adjustable guide comb with five length settings (from 1/8” to 1/2”), a rechargeable battery, self-sharpening and rinseable blades, and a pop-up trimmer for around your ears and neckline. The low-maintenance look has never sounded (or looked) so good. “

via www.uncrate.com